Hey all! I’ve decided to make another dandy masterpost of my bookmarks, consisting of all kinds of things! In case you’re interested in them♔GAMES♔Futilitris - Endless Tetris!Papertoilet - Just unrolling virtual toilet paper, if you’re into that kind of thingTexter - Make drawings and stuff out of copy-pasted text!A Slower Speed of Light - a first-person game prototype inwhich players navigate a 3D space while picking up orbs that reduce the speed of light in incrementsColor-Matching Game - For the artsy people!Square Icon Generator - Create cute iconsAna Somia (Lights Out) - A cute finding gameDo Not Touch - See for yourselfVirtual Piano - Pretty self-explanatory!Draw a Stickman - And watch it come to lifeImagination - A pretty and simple drag-and-click game with lots of colors!Cubefield - I COULD NEVER WIN THISThis is Sand - Changes pixels on your screen into digital sandPlay Snake Game - THE snake gameGames2Win - Ridiculous online gamesThe Wilderness Downtown - An interactive film
Do Nothing for 2 Minutes - and listen to the oceanSimplyNoise - Various calming soundsGruntle.Me - Look at cute animalsRainy Mood - Nice rain soundsCute Roulette - Plays cute animal videos!You are Special - An online version of my favorite child’s book which discusses the importance of self-loveHappy News - Restore your faith in humanity!The Dawn Room - Sibling site to The Quiet PlaceNeed a hug? (PDA warning if you don’t like that kind of thing)
♔TV ‘N’ MOVIES♔Nickreboot - 24/7 online streaming of 90’s Nickelodeon Tv shows♔ONLINE SHOPPING/NON-EXPENSIVE FASHION♔
Shiro cosmetics - Orders come with candy and free samples!♔SCHOOL AND EDUCATION♔Mathway - Does your math stuff for youBibme - Bibliography makers8Tracks- Find all kinds of music compiled by others and make your own playlistsMyNoise - Unique soundsMusicShake - Create music onlineMake Beautiful Music - Just try this oh my goshSpotify - Listen to entire playlists and albums of your favorite musicians!
MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE
No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.
You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.
You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.
You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.
You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.
Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?
What is wrong with you
Over the course of about seven hours, I had 2 glasses of mango wine, three wine slushies, and some various wine samples.
Now my intestines believe they must push my entire lower body out through one small opening. It is not fun.
All I want to do is drink indiscriminately and suffer no ill…
can she just get an award or something
I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.
So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
Best video in the world
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS